I may
just mischievously point out that the story of creation according to
Christianity indicated that the world would have been for only gays if
not that God had a second thought and created the woman. The woman was
created because God had said it is not good for the man to be alone,
meaning it was not in the initial plan of God to create the woman.
The
fire alarm is a gadget we all know is meant to notify of impending
danger. When sounded it draws all and sundry from the probably unsafe
zones in an organised manner to a safe point. It is also known that the
alarm when sounded makes a hell of a noise as it is designed so that it
gets to you no matter where you are at that particular time.
2. The Siren Features
Since the woman was created, there has never been any creation
that has been as
fantastic as the woman; the after thought has now become the best of
thoughts. As time progresses the one woman has manifested into different
shapes and sizes, different shades and colour, so magnificent that they
have become the ultimate force of love and attraction.
There are 4 ways I see the features of a woman depending on what is involved.
1. The Fire Alarm Features
A woman could be said to have the fire
alarm features if people are forced to converge in small groups and
stare at her in bewilderment anywhere and anytime she walks past. The
reasons for this reaction are basically because she is way-way out of
normal in terms her body size, boobs size or ass size; meaning either
all or any of these features are extremely massive such that it affects
the way she walks. On the other hand girls who are so lean that you may
fear they could break also are termed to have the fire alarm features
2. The Siren Features
We all
know the siren attached to vehicles, the noise they emit and the
purpose for which it is made. If you hear a siren you know there is an
emergency and you need to give way but there is no such fear for
personal safety as the case of fire alarm. People may even not pay so
much attention to the siren though they may clearly and loudly hear it.
Mobile
phones are everywhere and we all recognize one when we see it. The
ringtone of a mobile phone is not as loud but can be heard by people
close by when it goes off. It is an indication that somebody has a call
that he needs to pick and then converse with whoever is calling. You
need to be as close to hear a ringtone and appreciate it otherwise it
does not really matter.
Anything
that is silent is of course silent, be it the fire alarm, the siren or
the ringtone and once it is not there it is not. Everything that goes
noiseless is not noticed it just passes on without drawing anyone's
attention. The fire alarm, the siren and the ringtone are silent when
things are normal with no stress.
Women who are of chubby size could be
said to have siren features. These women are not obese but are very
bulky and could as well have massive boobs or ass size if not all of
that. When they walk past, you could different them from every other
because they stand out in features though not as gigantic as the ones
with fire alarm features.
3. The Ringtone Features
Women with the ringtone features are the
normal average size ladies who have everything in the right proportion
or not but cause no scare or stares. You may from afar not be able to
assess all of the features she has unless you are closer. The ringtone
feature is attractive, appreciable and it is the dream of every woman to
be like that and for every man to like that.
4. The Silent Features
Girls with the silent features are
naturally slim or a little below average size girls, they do have boobs
and asses that do not draw as much attention with their clothes on but I
cannot tell with their clothes off anyway! These women look great in
bikinis just like the ringtone features girls. The are mostly the girls
that are models and beauty pageants.
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