Pete Edochie has a habit of saying some of the funniest things ever.
Well, he’s here with these hilarious quotes that’ll leave you crying
with laughter, literally. Well, Which, is your favourite quote ?
if your favourite is not listed above, please do well to add it...
- Having a female as a best friend is like having a chicken for a pet you will eat it someday
- The cow in a hurry to go to America will come back as Corned Beef
- Girls are like mangoes, once you are waiting for them to ripe, others are eating them with salt
- The buttocks are like a married couple. Though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together
- Whoever presents his own head to break coconut will not be able to partake in the eating of it
- A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guest at her wedding
- When a girl has beauty without brains her private parts will suffer the most
if your favourite is not listed above, please do well to add it...
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